WILL IT SHRED? - Beeracuda

The warm weather's been creeping back in recently, so we're looking at a product that should be kept in mind once barbeque season hits. The Burton Beeracuda is an insulated sleeve that comfortably takes 4 tins of Tennent's, with a pocket on the shoulder strap for another. Burton's man in Aberdeen, Emmet Strachan, was charged with giving it a spin.

After conducting a thorough test, Emmet had this to say:

"what ye fkin lookin at ye fkin bawbag  *hic*  ye ken who ah am min? ah'm fkin  *hic*  Emmet fkin Strachan ye bam. which ane o yous took me crock o gold  *hic*  ah ken it wuz ane o yous. aahh dont feel so gud min"

Buy the Beeracuda here.

WILL IT SHRED?: Annex pant

Natalie takes a break from non-stop pow riding to drop us a line about her breeks:

Special Blend say about the Annex pant.... '1. Wake up in them. 2. Ride in them. 3. Party in them. Repeat.' and you sure can do all that!! 1. Baggy, comfortable, all round nice fit making you have effortless steeze as you roll out of bed to catch first lifts after a late one the night before!! 2. Keep you warm and dry in gnarly conditions as tested out in the deep pow of Japow, keep you cool and breezy on those warm spring shred days with it's 4 air vents, yes 4!! 3. With a pop and lock hem adjuster it's quick and easy to roll up those hems so you don't trip up on the dance floor. Oh yeah and you'll hear the clatter of beer bottles that you've stuffed into the many pockets as you bring out the break dancing moves. These pants make you step yo game up dudes....

*Disclaimer* too much partying and the McGnarly pants come out to play making the wearer turn a bit gnarly and do crazy things like dive from a 2nd floor window into snow!! The Pilsner yellow of this catches everyones attention as you make your next gnarly move whether on the hill or in the bar.

Pick up a pair here.

WILL IT SHRED? - Malavitas

Will It Shred takes a trip into the surreal world of Nicol Paton, enjoy:

I was itching to go fishing the other day. With the rivers out of season and the lochs frozen over, I decided to take my rod into Boarderline to go and see fellow angler Andy Duthie. We got our rods out and started casting, within minutes i hooked something. I reeled it in and was stoked when I realized it was a pair of Burton Malavitas! I love so many things about them, never mind the funky colour and stylish shape, but the comfort, response and weight just do it for me. I'm going to note this catch in my fishing diary. Had to throw them back as already got a set of Cartels, so they're ready for the next lucky punter.

Get a pair here.

WILL IT SHRED? - Figments

Barry P has sent us some cracking pics of Craig Rumbles taking his goggles for a spin round Tokyo. Here's what the man himself had to say:

Anon Figment. Real comfy padding for those with a baby soft face. Adjustable head strap works well for both pea heeds and melon heeds. The figment comes in 21 different colors and has 17 lenses to choose from. I rock the lumberjack super sexy tartan, perfect for a patriotic Scotsman - looks rad with a red Solex lens which reflects the sun's rays on the brightest of days.

See how Craig and his crew get on in the land of pow in the forthcoming feature 'Turning Japanese with Barry Parker & friends'....

Want a set of Figments? Get them here.

WILL IT SHRED? - Ions

Product props from those who know. First up, Ben ‘Killer’ Kinnear talks Burton Ions…..

 

The Ions have become the benchmark in boots for me! It's easy to get all techincal, but I don't have a clue what features these have, and I don't care either! To me they are well made and ride great. Light, stiff (enough) and long-lasting.

Great grip and support for hunting in the back-country:

　

You can snowboard in them too!

Simple boot that ticks what should be a very simple ticklist when it comes to buying boots.

- BK


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